This is how I know I’m immature. Today I saw the name “Chong Ding” in an article and instead of thinking ‘My that is certainly a unique name. The Chinese definitely have an interesting and exotic language.’ I thought, ‘Tee hee hee hee…Ding. Tee hee hee hee.’

     I need help. If I should ever marry an Asian man his family will think I am the most racist person who ever lived.