How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (TV special)

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    I love Christmas almost as much as I love myself.

   I love the lights and the music. I love all the Jesus that gets plastered on everything. (Well, not so much now, but back when Jesus was still our homeboy and liked the Christ in Christmas. ) I love when the Grinch’s heart grows two sizes and breaks that little x-ray machine. I love the family gatherings. I love the fact that Christmas gives me a license to spend exorbitant amounts of money.

    Oh Christmas, how I have missed you.

    What are some of your favorite things about Christmas?