Someone had left salad in the fridge for so long that it had turned into water.
When I saw that harmless container I thought, ‘Oh, someone’s soup’ so I opened it. Biggest. Mistake. Ever. The smell that hit me was like the stench of 5000 angry barbarians just returned from their latest 6 month quest. It was like freshly soiled diaper sitting out in the sun. It was like road kill with a side of Yao Ming’s dirty gym socks. There aren’t enough similes to describe that smell.
To make matters even worse, it was one of those odors that stick to the inside of your nose so that days later anything you smell has a hint of vomit attached to it.
Please Lord, never again.