Scene: Sitting in the car driving home
Me: (to mom) Do you have any reds that need to be washed?
Mom: I have a yellow. How red are your reds?
Dad: Redder than that yellow will be.
Now that I’ve posted that gem for all the world to see, check out the white elephant gift I got.
Almost makes me wish I were Jewish.
I still really like Christmas trees.
Let’s not forget Jesus.