Scene: Sitting in the car driving home

Me: (to mom) Do you have any reds that need to be washed?

Mom: I have a yellow. How red are your reds?

Dad: Redder than that yellow will be.

End Scene

   Now that I’ve posted that gem for all the world to see, check out the white elephant gift I got.

  

 

    Almost makes me wish I were Jewish.

    Almost.

    I still really like Christmas trees.

   And Jesus.

    Let’s not forget Jesus.

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