The other night I went out to dinner with a bunch of friends. We were having a grand old time, me especially because I drank hard cider on an empty stomach. It might have been because of this that I found the following conversation extremely funny:
Tesia: Kenley’s way too nice to tell a guy that he’s creeping on her.
Kenley: I didn’t realize it until afterwards!
EB: Why didn’t you dial 911?! The second he started singing “Lollipop” in the car you should have started screaming “911!” out the window!
Kelly: Kenley never realizes that she’s in sketch situations.
Tesia: Maybe we should get you some mace or something.
EB: I’ve been thinking of getting a Taser for when I ride to work on the Vespa.
Me: Who the heck are you gonna tase on the Vespa?
EB: It’s not for people! It’s for the raccoons!
My friends are awesome.