While my mother was cleaning out my trunk, she discovered my huge Maglight flashlight.
Mom: Gyasi, what is this?
Me: It’s a Maglight.
Mom: What’s it doing back here?
Me: It’s my anti-rape kit. (pretending to beat a potential rapist) Get back! Get back!
Mom: What good is it going to do you back here? (speaking to potential rapist) Excuse me, do you mind waiting a minute? I have to get my anti-rape kit.
I’ll admit that Chi-Chi does have a point.
The maglight rides shotgun now.