While my mother was cleaning out my trunk, she discovered my huge Maglight flashlight.

Mom: Gyasi, what is this?

Me: It’s a Maglight.

Mom: What’s it doing back here?

Me: It’s my anti-rape kit. (pretending to beat a potential rapist) Get back! Get back!

Mom: What good is it going to do you back here? (speaking to potential rapist) Excuse me, do you mind waiting a minute? I have to get my anti-rape kit.

 I’ll admit that Chi-Chi does have a point.

The maglight rides shotgun now.