Step 1: Open mouth

Me: I saw a girl who looked exactly like you today! Her hair, her clothes, everything reminded me of you. I had to stare at her for a couple of minutes because she could have been your twin. The only way I knew it wasn’t you was because she was smoking.

Step 2: Insert foot.

Friend: (pause) Actually, I smoke a clove cigarette every once in a while.

Me: Oh…

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