Given her penchant for eating my underwear I’ve decided to christen Bella with a new nickname. I figure a nickname will eventually endear her to me enough that she may eventually leave my drawers alone.
Here’s a list of nicknames I came up with:
1) The Pantaloon Pincher
2 ) The Undie Connoisseur
3 ) The Punjab of Panties
4 ) Lucy in the Sky with Panties
5 ) Lady Eat My Shorts
6 ) The Boxer Rebellion (That’s actually the name of a band, but I think it works.)
7 ) The Pernicious Pantie Thief
8 ) The Bloomer Biter
9 ) The Commando Queen
10 ) The Crotch Whisperer
I may have too much free time on my hands…
Make use of the comments section and tell me which one you like the most.