Spider web

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Now that I think about it, this may be a He-Manism.

Me: AHHH!! There’s a spider in the car!

He-Man reaches into the back seat and squashes the spider with a napkin.

Chi-Chi: I wonder if I brought that spider into the car just now. There have been spider webs all over my car lately. I hate spider webs! Everytime I walk into one I get so angry! You’ll be walking along, minding your own business and then suddenly you’ve got this really nasty stuff all over you-Oh look a lipstick tree! A lipstick tree!- and it just ruins my day. I hate spider webs!

Me: Do you realize how ADD you are sometimes?

Chi-Chi: It just means all the switches in my brain are working.

He-Man: Except the one for focus.