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My brother doesn’t text me very often because he’s a man and that’s just how they roll, but when he does, it’s usually a doozey.

Here’s what Nii-chan sent me last week:

“In the Bible, Ruth patiently waited for Boaz. While waiting for your Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives: Brokeaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Downlowaz, Fakeaz, Lazyaz, Marriedaz, or his 3rd cousin, Beatinyouraz. Please wait for your Boaz and make sure he respects you.”

Whether or not it was original Nii-chan material, it was still funny.