One of the 1st washing machines of Constructa

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(I come into the house after my work out)

Mom: Gyas, do you have any clothes that need to be washed?

Me: You can wash these for me.

(I shimmy out of my clothes and drop them into the washing machine.)

Mom: Don’t put your underwear in there! I’m washing jeans!

Me: So?

Mom: You can’t wash underwear with jeans.

Me: It’s fine. I don’t care.

Mom: No, take them out.

Me: It’s really not a big deal.

Mom: Take them out!

Me: Just wash my underwear!

Mom: Fine, but when you get crotch itch don’t come crying to me!

Ok, Chi-chi. I’ll keep my crotch itch to myself.