(I come into the house after my work out)
Mom: Gyas, do you have any clothes that need to be washed?
Me: You can wash these for me.
(I shimmy out of my clothes and drop them into the washing machine.)
Mom: Don’t put your underwear in there! I’m washing jeans!
Mom: You can’t wash underwear with jeans.
Me: It’s fine. I don’t care.
Mom: No, take them out.
Me: It’s really not a big deal.
Mom: Take them out!
Me: Just wash my underwear!
Mom: Fine, but when you get crotch itch don’t come crying to me!
Ok, Chi-chi. I’ll keep my crotch itch to myself.
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