Apparently I’ve hit that age where my parents no longer care to make Christmas special…
Chi-chi: Gyas, what would you like for Christmas?
Me: Probably seasons 4 and 5 of How I Met Your Mother.
Chi-chi: Ok, buy them and I’ll reimburse you.
Now, I know I have a belly like a bowl full of jelly, but I am neither jolly nor a man, so why am I playing Santa Claus?
Not only that, why am I playing Santa Claus for myself?!