About a week ago, a friend, who in this blog post we’ll call “Pocahantas,” told me about a funny dream she had starring yours truly.
Our conversation about said dream went something like this:
Pocahantas: I dreamt that you were pregnant and that me, you, and Sleeping Beauty (another friend) got caught in a tornado and you lost the baby.
Me: That’s pretty intense.
Pocahantas: And also you weren’t married.
I like how even in her subconscious I can’t get a date.
Shortly after that conversation I was having breakfast with Pocahantas, and we decided to analyze her dream.
Yes, we are those people.
Pocahantas: What do you think it means when you dream about someone else being pregnant?
Me: I don’t know. They have a analysis for when you dream about yourself being pregnant. Oh shoot, wait, they have something here.
Pocahantas: What does it mean?
Me: Aww, when you dream of someone else being pregnant it means you’re feeling closer to them. Do you feel closer to me?
Pocahantas: Eh, debatable.
Me: You jerk!
Pochantas: What about the tornado?
Me: To dream you are in a tornado means that you feel overwhelmed and out of control.
Pocahantas: That I can believe.
I have great friends.