These are the things I do that are counterproductive to my new diet and exercise regimen:
1 ) Jog 3 miles and then eat pumpkin cheesecake for dinner
2 ) Cuss out Jillian Michaels as though God can’t hear me because she’s making me do another chest fly
3 ) Cry
4 ) Decide not to exercise because I’m too lazy to wash my hair afterwards
5 ) Pretend I’m in a movie and run through a wooded area only to pick up those prickly stickers that grab onto everything
6 ) Refuse to exercise the next day because I’m too lazy to remove prickly stickers from my exercise clothes
7 ) Put off sewing the hole in my “good” jogging pants
8 ) Watch Jillian Michaels exercise and eat popcorn with olive oil and garlic
9 ) Decide not to exercise because I don’t have new music on my iPod
10 ) Claim that I am going to “spend quality time” with He-Man and Chi-Chi instead of exercise and then read a book in bed. Hiss at both parents when they interrupt.
On the plus side, I only have 3 more pounds to go before my skinny jeans stop screaming every time I put them on.